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Thursday, September 30, 2010

READ THE PREVIOUS ENTRY BEFORE THIS ONE!

 Okay, I gave you a chance to answer some of the questions I asked yesterday... now time for what I think!  Feel free to argue (POLITELY) if you disagree with me on any of this...
  1. Who are you?
    1. I am Tyler Nicole Henke, co-heirs with Christ Jesus, and daughter of God.
  2. Where did the world come from?
    1. The world came from God's Hand.
  3. Why do humans, as they grow older, loose the sense of wonder they had as children?
    1. As we grow older, things that we have wondered about previously, like the fact that an airplane can fly or a dog can bark, become commonplace, and cease to amaze us as we see them more often.
  4. Do you still wonder?  Why or why not?
    1. I wonder at some things.  I wonder at the fact that God's perfect Son could come to Earth and live a life with sinners, then die for those sinners.  At the same time, I wonder at how erasers work.  I wonder about many things in between.
  5. Why is Lego the most ingenious toy in the world?
    1. It is virtually indestructible.  You can't break a Lego, and you can build and rebuild things over and over again, take them apart, and build something else.
  6. Do you believe that there is a minimal part of which nature exists?
    1. Maybe...
  7. Do humans have souls?  Why or why not?
    1. Yes, humans have souls.  God created humans in His image, which means that we have a physical body and a soul.
  8. Do you believe in fate?
    1. To a certain extent; I believe that God knows what is going to happen, but we are the ones who make the choices leading up to that.
  9. What forces govern the course of history?
    1. Men.  I think that men govern the course of history - or at least, men determine what others know about history.  Men write it down - not women, for the most part.  I think it would be really interesting to read some of the ancient history form a woman's perspective...
  10. Is sickness a punishment for some bad deed or deeds?
    1. No. Sickness is a natural part of life.  
  11. Socrates believed that if people know what is right, they will do what is right.  Do you agree?  Why or why not?
    1. I do not agree, because people know that stealing cookies from the cookie jar is wrong, but it doesn't mean that they won't do it.   
  12. How can a baker bake fifty absolutely identical cookies?
    1. I don't think it's possible - even though they all came from the same place (one cookie mold) one cookie could have more chocolate chips, one could have more sugar... 
  13. Why do all horses look the same?
    1. Because they are horses.  A horse doesn't look like a pig.  It looks like a horse.  You can tell that a horse is a horse because it is a horse, and it looks like a horse... does that make any sense?
  14. Do humans have an immortal soul?
    1. Yes.  Your soul will live on after your body dies; where it lives is totally up to you.
  15. Are men and women equally sensible?
    1. I think that women are a bit more sensible than men in some issues.  A woman would have no sense when deciding whether or not to buy the Cookie Dough Ice Cream that just went on sale.  However, and man wouldn't have much sense in front of a football game.
  16. Is right and wrong something absolute or does it change with location, culture, and time period?  Why or why not?
    1. Some things do, but some don't.  For example, it's never alright to kill someone.  It's never alright to steal.  But in some cultures, it is perfectly fine to use explicit language.  I think it just depends on the situation.
  17. Are we born with innate ideas?
    1. I think not.  When we are born, we don't have the idea of a horse in out heads.  We don't know what a horse looks like, nor do we know what a horse is...  
  18. What is the difference between plant, animal, and human?
    1. Plants need food and water to thrive, but don't have instincts, don't know the difference between right and wrong, and they can't get up and move around.  Animals need food and water to survive, have instincts, and can get up and move around, but I don't think they know the difference between right and wrong.  Humans need food and water to live, have instincts, know the difference between right and wrong, and can get up and move around.
  19. Why does it rain?
    1. Well, scientifically speaking, it rains because of the water cycle.  But I believe that everything has a purpose, so if rain weren't needed, it wouldn't rain.  I think that God makes it rain so that He can provide for the needs of His creations.  He just provided us with a scientific explanation.
  20. What does it take to have a good life?
    1. I don't think we can really live a good life...  We are human.  Therefore, we sin.  Because we sin, our lives are stained.  So, we can't live a good life if our lives are dirty...

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Warning: Contents should only be read under EXTREME boredom! The questions require a LOT of thinking!

I am taking a Humanities course in school, and we are studying a book called Sophie's World.  It is about the history of philosophy.  It's pretty neat, because it isn't dry and boring - it has a plot line, and it is written like a novel.  I enjoy it.

Well, anyway, a lot of philosophers are mentioned in this book, along with the questions that they answer.  We have had several discussions in class about these questions.  Some of my favorite are:
  1. Who are you?
  2. Where did the world come from?
  3. Why do humans, as they grow older, loose the sense of wonder they had as children?
  4. Do you still wonder?  Why or why not?
  5. Why is Lego the most ingenious toy in the world?
  6. Do you believe that there is a minimal part of which nature exists?
  7. Do humans have souls?  Why or why not?
  8. Do you believe in fate?
  9. What forces govern the course of history?
  10. Is sickness a punishment for some bad deed or deeds?
  11. Socrates believed that if people know what is right, they will do what is right.  Do you agree?  Why or why not?
  12. How can a baker bake fifty absolutely identical cookies?
  13. Why do all horses look the same?
  14. Do humans have an immortal soul?
  15. Are men and women equally sensible?
  16. Is right and wrong something absolute or does it change with location, culture, and time period?  Why or why not?
  17. Are we born with innate ideas?
  18. What is the difference between plant, animal, and human?
  19. Why does it rain?
  20. What does it take to have a good life?
I am interested in hearing (or, more appropriately, reading your thoughts on this subject... Please put them in the comments.  YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

In Christ Alone...

In Christ Alone
(NewsBoys)
IN Christ alone my hope is found.
He is my Light, my Strength, my Song
This Cornerstone, this solid ground
Firm through the fiercest drought and storm

Nothing can ever take that - no wind, nor rain, not lack thereof can separate us from our Father.

What heights of love, what depths of peace
When fears are stilled, when strivings cease
My Comforter, my All in All
Here in the love of Christ I stand

I love these lines because they - well, they don't even touch the amount of love that Christ has for us.
We STAND UNDER THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!  How amazing is that?  JESUS CHRIST, the PRINCE OF PEACE, God's only Son, loved us enough to die for us - we stand under that love!

In Christ alone, who took on flesh
Fullness of God in helpless babe

Christ didn't have to come as a little baby.  He didn't have to come to us as the son of a carpenter. Heck, He didn't have to come to this Earth at all! Yet the Prince chose to come as a helpless baby - a poor man, just like everyone else - just to die for us...

This gift of love and righteousness
Scorned by the ones He came to save

Just think about those lines for a moment... See the word gift? He didn't have to give us the mercy that He did. He suffered a life here on Earth, and gave his life to die for a world of sinners who could never be worthy of His love - and we scorned that. We made fun of the innocent life that was hanging on the Cross.Can you imagine that? Here is this man, who has been the greatest teacher you have ever heard of, and who has never done anything wrong - this man that you have begged to only be allowed to touch His robe - and He is hanging helplessly on a cruel Cross And you are sitting there making fun of Him!

'Til on that cross as Jesus died
The wrath of God was satisfied
For every sin on Him was laid
Here in the death of Christ I live

There really aren't any words to describe the meaning of those words... Here in the death of Christ, I live... It's not something that I can wrap my head around!! I am alive right now, my place in Heaven is secured right now, because of His death... His cleansing blood...

There in the ground His body lay
Light of the world by darkness slain
Then bursting forth in glorious Day
Up from the grave He rose again
And as He stands in victory
Sin's curse has lost its grip on me
For I am His and He is mine
Bought with the precious blood of Christ

No guilt of life, no fear in death
This is the power of Christ in me
From life's first cry to final breath
Jesus commands my destiny
No power of hell, no scheme of man
Can ever pluck me from His hand
'til He returns or calls me home
Here in the power of Christ I'll stand

I have no words... but maybe that's okay. Just take a moment to read those last few verses... (not the Bible verse, the verses of the song) Just take those words in. They are the WONDERFUL, AMAZING truth!!! We are covered by the blood of Jesus Christ, the King!! We are His!

Friday, September 24, 2010

How Great Thou Art

O, Lord my God
When I in awesome wonder
Consider all
The works Thy hand hath made...
I see the stars.
I hear the rolling thunder -
Thy pow'r throughout the 
Universe displayed...
Then sings my soul
My Savior God  to Thee...
How great Thou art!
How great Thou art!
Then sings mt soul
My Savior God to Thee
How great thou art-
How great Thou art!
And when I think 
Of God His Son not sparing
Sent Him to die.... I 
Scarce can take it in...
That on the cross, my burden 
Gladly bearing, He 
Bled and died to take away
My sin...
Then sings my soul-
My Savior God to Thee...
How great Thou art!
How great Thou art!
Then sings my soul...
My Savior God to Thee-
How great Thou art!
How great Thou art!

When Christ shall come...
With shout of acclamation...
And bring me home,
What joy shall fill my heart!
Then I will bow 
In humble adoration... and then proclaim 
MY GOD, HOW GREAT THOU ART!!!!

Then sings my soul-
My Savior God to Thee...
How great Thou art!
How great Thou art!
Then sings my soul-
My Savior God to Thee...
How great Thou art...
HOW GREAT THOU ART!!!!

Well, that pretty much sums everything up...

Sunday, September 19, 2010

He Owns Everything

 I went riding today, with some friends of the family, and one of the women and I fell a little bit behind all the others.  We rode past a house, with about four kids sitting on the porch, just enjoying the nice weather.  The waved at us as we rode by, and we waved back.  As we passed the driveway, Mrs. Jennifer said, "Tyler, I think I am going to go up and say 'hi' to them.  Do you want to come?"  So we turned around and went up the driveway.  The kids got really excited, and started running up to us.  Their mother came out, and we asked her if the kids could ride the horses.  Well, the children got even more excited, and they got up on the horses, and we just led them around the yard a few times.  I could tell that we had just made their day.  It made me feel amazing inside, to know that I was part of the source of this happiness.  As we rode away from the house, Mrs. Jennifer and I were talking about it, and she said, "You know, when you have such a wonderful gift as a horse, I think that God wants us to share it."  That was more or less the end of that conversation, but I continued feeling the joy that I had brought to the children, and her words had me thinking.  That really was the purpose of gifts.  We were given gifts to share our joy with others. 

Have you ever noticed that when you bring joy to others, you feel that joy for the rest of the day?  I will probably never see those kids again, but knowing that I made them happy, even if only for a short while - I think that is one of the greatest gifts God can give. 

I see it this way:  God gave us everything we have.  So, it isn't really ours in the first place.  So why should we be stingy with our gifts?  We should share everything we are given.  I mean, we are all brothers and sisters in Christ, and we should share with each other, right?  Who are we to be selfish with that which is not our own?
In Christ always,
Tyler Henke

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

God Determines if You Pass or Fail...

So, last night I was reading in Galatians, and a singular verse stuck out to me: "For am I now seeking the favor of men, or of God?  Or am I trying to please men?  If I were trying to please men, I would not have been a bond-servant of Christ." - Galatians 1:10 

Do you let the world influence your decisions?  Do you let God influence your decisions?  To whom do listen the majority of the time?  I'm going to be honest with you - I usually listened to the things that the world had to say, and I blocked out the things God had to say, just pushing His Word to the side.  I had several excuses for not doing what God had told me.  I think that two of the biggest, and worse excuses I came up with were (1) If I did that, everyone would think I am weird, and (2) I don't feel comfortable doing that - and God wouldn't make me do something that would make me uncomfortable, would He?

Let's address both of these. 
(1) If I did that, everyone would think I am weird!
     This was the point I was originally going to make.  If you are in a class, and the teacher pretty much tells the class, "If you do exactly as I say, you will pass this class with flying colors.  However, if you don't do what I tell you to, you are going to fail the class for sure."  Your friends don't listen to him.  They opt to mess around all day, and completely ignore your teacher.  Would you go along with your friends for a little while, but fail the class, or would you listen to the teacher and do as he said, and pass with flying colors?  Hopefully, you would choose to obey your teacher, who determines your grade, rather than your friends, who are going to fail the class. 

     God is the same way.  If you are taking His class (Life), there are two choices:  Pass or Fail.  You can't glide by with a C in God's class.  You have to listen to God and do as He tells you.  Don't listen to the world - does the world send you to Heaven/Hell?   No, God does.  God determines if you pass or fail this class.  So shouldn't you be more concerned with what God thinks rather than what the world thinks?  I mean, the people of the world are going to pass away.  God won't.  Your life on Earth is short.  The people in your life on Earth, especially in your high school years, aren't even going to stay in your life much after graduation, much less your life in Heaven.  Why should you worry about pleasing these people?  You will deal with them for four years of your life, but you will have to answer for those four years when you stand before God.  When He is looking at your life, is it going to matter what party you went to?  Is it going to matter what crowd you were in in school?  No.  God is going to look at your life, and see if you acknowledged Him, which means living as He told you to live.   "Whoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven.  But whoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven." - Matthew 10:32-33.  

(2)  I don't feel comfortable doing that - and God wouldn't make me do something that would make me uncomfortable, would He?
     God doesn't care about what makes you comfortable.   He wants you to grow in Him, and that requires you to step out of your comfort zone and do what you are told to do.  God cares about your happiness, but he cares much more about your spiritual health.  He wants you to grow much more than He wants you to be comfortable.  When you grow physically, you experience growing pains.  You don't like them at all, but they are happening because your body is not yet comfortable with it's new "stuff".  In the same way must you experience discomfort in order to mature in Christ.  So, God will ask you, all the time (I am speaking from experience here) to do things that you don't want to do, or that require you to step out of your comfort zone.  I am still working on this in myself - I have a hard time trusting that God knows what He is doing, and that I am playing a part in His ultimate plan.  

As always, I hope that this post finds you at peace with yourself, and with God.  I hope that you hear what He is trying to say to you, and you obey Him, instead of the world.

God bless you,
Tyler Henke
    

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Worrying Does Nothing...

    Okay, I know I am guilty of this, and I'm pretty sure that most of you are, too.  When we go through our day, are we really paying attention to our surroundings?  Or are we just falling into our own routine, or getting so caught up in life that we don't ever take a look around us?  A while ago, I was walking down a road that I had been down dozens of times before, and as I was walking listening to my iPod, I started looking around.  When I saw some of the amazingly beautiful things on that road, I was stricken.  How could I have gone down this road so many times and yet never realized the beauty of it?  I had admired the houses, but not once before that had I looked at the beautiful fingerprints of God.  Not once had I seen the trees, the flowers, the way the grass grew around the garden beds, or anything of the sort.  
     Aren't we all guilty of that?  As I said, we often get so caught up in the stress of life, we don't ever stop to smell the roses.  Literally.  God has given us SO many gifts in these simple things, and we just pass them by as if they are nothing special.  
     When we worry about things, or when we stress about things, we can't appreciate God in our lives.  We all have the tendency to put our own situations and worries before God on our priority chart.  But God says not to worry - to give Him your worries and stresses and let Him take care of them!
     In Matthew it says, “Therefore I tell you, do not be anxious about your life, what you will eat or what you will drink, nor about your body, what you will put on. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothing? Look at the birds of the air: they neither sow nor reap nor gather into barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not of more value than they? And which of you by being anxious can add a single hour to his span of life? And why are you anxious about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin, yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these..." - Matthew 6: 25-34.
     Don't worry about anything!  If God can care to care for the needs of a little bird, then surely He can care for anything you need.  If He can give a flower a more beautiful dress than King Solomon, don't you think He can give you the clothes you need?  
     I especially like when it talks about when you are anxious, you aren't doing anything for yourself.  Worrying about something doesn't fix the problem, nor does it help you one bit.  If there is nothing you can do about a situation, GIVE IT TO GOD!!!!!  He can take care of it, and He can do such a better job than any of us can!!!!  And He wants to take care of your needs!!  Peter 5:7 says, "Cast all your worries to Him, because He cares for you."  You really can't get much simpler than that!  

     I have recently realized this - that when you are worrying about something, you are insulting God - you are telling Him that you don't trust Him enough to fix your problems.  In Crazy Love, by Francis Chan, it says that, "both worry and stress reek of arrogance."  

     Whenever you feel worry starting to creep up on you, or whenever you start to feel stressful, just pray this simple prayer silently, "God, I know that You can deal with this problem.   Please take my worries off of my shoulders."  I promise you, those words, if spoken with sincerity, work.  If you ask Him to take your worries, God will!!



     I have been all over today - I think I have established that I am very A.D.D.  I can't really keep a straight line of thought, so most of my blogs will probably end up on a totally different note than when it started...

God bless and comfort you,
Sincerely,
Tyler Henke

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Why We Can't Sin

     Okay, for a long time, I have felt that some of my revelations should be shared with more than just myself and a few close friends.  So, here goes:

     A lot of times, I have said to myself, "If I am a Christian, that means that my sins are covered, right?  So, why can't I just do whatever the heck I want, and still go to heaven?  Why do I have to live by these rules if I don't have to worry about getting punished for that later?"  And I think a lot of Christians ask themselves the same questions. 
    Well, I found the answer in Romans 6:1-16
     "1What shall we say, then? Shall we go on sinning so that grace may increase? 2By no means! We died to sin; how can we live in it any longer? 3Or don't you know that all of us who were baptized into Christ Jesus were baptized into his death? 4We were therefore buried with Him through baptism into death in order that, just as Christ was raised from the dead through the glory of the Father, we too may live a new life.
 5If we have been united with Him like this in His death, we will certainly also be united with Him in His resurrection. 6For we know that our old self was crucified with Him so that the body of sin might be done away with, that we should no longer be slaves to sin— 7because anyone who has died has been freed from sin.
 8Now if we died with Christ, we believe that we will also live with him. 9For we know that since Christ was raised from the dead, He cannot die again; death no longer has mastery over Him. 10The death He died, He died to sin once for all; but the life He lives, He lives to God.
 11In the same way, count yourselves dead to sin but alive to God in Christ Jesus. 12Therefore do not let sin reign in your mortal body so that you obey its evil desires. 13Do not offer the parts of your body to sin, as instruments of wickedness, but rather offer yourselves to God, as those who have been brought from death to life; and offer the parts of your body to him as instruments of righteousness. 14For sin shall not be your master, because you are not under law, but under grace
 15What then? Shall we sin because we are not under law but under grace? By no means! 16Don't you know that when you offer yourselves to someone to obey him as slaves, you are slaves to the one whom you obey—whether you are slaves to sin, which leads to death, or to obedience, which leads to righteousness?
  
     Okay, that's a lot of words.  I had to read them several times before I understood them.  But I will take them apart for you.  (I'm not going to do all of the verses - just the ones that stuck out to me.  If there are any verses that stick out to you, PLEASE talk about them in a comment!!!)

Romans 6:1-2
 1What shall we say, then? Shall we go on sinning so that grace may increase? 2By no means! We died to sin; how can we live in it any longer?

How can we live sinfully is we are dead to sin?  We can't!

Romans 6:3-4
  3Or don't you know that all of us who were baptized into Christ Jesus were baptized into His death? 4We were therefore buried with Him through baptism into death in order that, just as Christ was raised from the dead through the glory of the Father, we too may live a new life. 

Everyone that has been baptized in Christ has risen from the dead already.  Sin =death.  When we are baptized, we have been saved from sin.  We are born again!

Romans 6:6
 6For we know that our old self was crucified with Him so that the body of sin might be done away with, that we should no longer be slaves to sin—

We died along with our sin with Christ.  

Romans 6:9
 9For we know that since Christ was raised from the dead, He cannot die again; death no longer has mastery over Him

Since Christ already died, He can't die again.  Since our sin died with Christ, the sin cannot rise again in us, because we are dead to it, and it is dead to us.

Romans 6:14
 14For sin shall not be your master, because you are not under law, but under grace

You are dead to sin, so sin can't be your master; you are saved by the grace of God.

Romans 6:16
16Don't you know that when you offer yourselves to someone to obey him as slaves, you are slaves to the one whom you obey—whether you are slaves to sin, which leads to death, or to obedience, which leads to righteousness?

When you say you are obedient, you are obedient to the master; if you are obedient to sin, it results in death.  If you are obedient to righteousness, it results in life.  So because you are saved by grace, you are obedient to God,  You are DEAD to sin.  If you say, "Oh, I can just go and sin, because God will forgive me later," you are not dead to sin, which means that sin still holds sway over you.  If sin still holds sway over you, you aren't alive in Christ. 


     So, the point of all that was to answer the questions mentioned above.  We as Christians - if we have been saved, then we are dead to sin and sin no longer holds power over us.  That means that the desire to sin is gone.  I mean, we can't serve both God and sin.  "No man can serve two masters.  Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to one and despise the other."  You can't be obedient to God and to sin, because God cannot be where sin is, and sin cannot be in the presence of God.

I know that this is kind of confusing... that's okay.  The book of Romans is a naturally confusing - and extremely deep - book. 

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Hey everyone...

     Hi!! Well, I 'm new, but I guess I'll just throw myself in, and see what happens =)
     I really don't know where to start...
     I don't think this is going to be very long.  I'll probably ramble unintelligibly for a while, then see what happens..... hmm..... well, I love Jesus Christ.  I guess I can use this blog to share in my relationship with Him.  If I realize something about my Christian life, I can always post it here.  I know I would love to share my epiphanies with anyone who will listen.........

     Well, right now I am reading Crazy Love by Francis Chan.  It is a really good book, and though I am not finished with it, I can say that so far, it has definitely opened my eyes to the love of God.  It made me realize that when we pray, we are coming before God Himself.  We are presenting ourselves to this mighty God, who created the universe.  Think about that sentence.  The God we worship is the same God who created the universe.  Does that sound bizarre you?  If it doesn't, then try to picture the entire universe.  I promise there is a point to the following paragraph.  
     The Earth is billions of miles away from the sun.  If you're looking at the Earth from the sun, you can barely see it.  Okay, if you are inside the Milky Way, you can't recognize our sun from the dozens of other suns and stars around it.  If you are outside the Milky Way, you can't even see that cluster of stars.  At ten million light-years away from our Earth, you can just only see the Milky Way, nestled among several other galaxies.  When we get to a hundred million light-years away from the Earth, you can't see the Milky Way.  You can't see the other galaxies beside it.  
      Okay, if you can't really imagine that from just reading it, I got that from Francis Chan, and the video on  www.crazylovebook.com,  explains what I am talking about.  Go watch that little three minute video before reading on, just to get the jist of what I am saying...

     Crazy, right?  I mean, that is huge!!!!  And there is MORE!!!! 
     Okay, this isn't an astronomy lesson.  I promised you that I had a point when I was rambling.  Just think:  God made all of what I just saw.  I am talking about that God.  Okay, whenever we pray, we go to that God, the God who created all of that.  We are presenting ourselves to this mighty God who created the universe (yeah, I am being kind of repetitive, but I am trying to get this point across.).  I mean, what do you think about when you pray?  Do you have any respect when you pray to the God that created you?  If you don't, then watch that video again. When I watched that video, I felt... well, I was speechless.  I saw God in a whole new light.  I was kind of afraid to pray... I mean, not like "Oh, my gosh, this God is going to strike me down if I bother Him, I am SO afraid," but more like I was about to walk up to the emperor of ancient Rome, or the king of Mycenae, and ask him if I could have a new bike.  I mean, you don't just walk up to one of these guys and start a regular conversation, right?  You would have bowed, and spoke with the utmost reverence, and as much respect as was humanly possible.  
     Shouldn't you do the same - even more - when you approach God?  I mean, God has done more than any of the greatest world leaders of all time!!  Doesn't He deserve even more respect?  If you were to walk up to any of the leaders mentioned before, and tried to have a friendly conversation with him, the guy probably wouldn't have listened.  I mean, he would have had much more important things to do than talk to some kid, right?
     But the wacky, insane, unbelievable thing is that God, who is greater than any man could ever hope to be, wants you to talk to Him!  About everything!!!! He wants to have a relationship with you, so much that He sent His Son, to suffer on the cross, and die. in the most humiliating, painful way possible, so that He could be with us, a world full of sinners that don't deserve His love or His time, for all eternity.  Just thinking that anyone could love us so much is mind-boggling, don't you agree?



     Yeah, I was kind of all over the place, wasn't I..... That's probably going to be the way most of these things are done... I am SUPER ADD, and I can't keep a straight line of thought to save my life.  =)

Well, I should probably go.... 
God bless!!!!!